CNN.com - Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man - May 25, 2005

OK, i just *had* to link to this CNN.com article - "Woman jailed after calling 911 about pizza man" - Apparently, this 86 year old woman called 911 over 20 times to complain that a pizza place wouldn't deliver to her. When officers came to arrest *her* for abusing the line, she attacked them, kicking and biting.